For all of you who think there are no good people left in the world you are incorrect. Well maybe not a %100 incorrect but, there are a few good ones. Specially drunk co-eds staying at the W Hotel- West Wood.
After a bang’in ass night at LAX - Solid Gold
I am hustling home in one of LA finest Cabs and notice that this ass hole is running the meater at f*cking light speed. So being the out spoken brother I am. I kindly addressed the driver as follows “hey, mutha fucka” “I see the meter running way to fast, dont try that shit”
Next thing i know- I am kicked out on Vine street walking again. Apparently he didnt see it the way i did.
In the commotion , being an ass I manged to leave my beloved Blackberry on the back seat. what an idiot. “Ya, idiot”
called my cell and to her surprise. HAHAH!!!!!
A pack of drunk ladies pick up. (oh shit, I am busted) Nope. they told my friend how they found the phone in a cab.
Apparently these ladies took the same cab I did.
In this drunk babbling between two groups of drunk ladies they some how got it out that they were at the W Hotel- West Wood.
After calling all day. and going on a completely separate Mission. the Mission to the beach. I am contacted by the Hotel Manager with the great news. Yes, you got it. they Found My Phone. Smile Bitch!!!!!!
Best part of the story. the Bitches were in the loby telling the story of how they found a phone. The manager over heard them and had to get the Phone back. according to old hotel manager, “the girls werent planning on turning the phone in”
Maybe he was lying in the hopes that i would offer up a healthy tip for his Heroic tactics. NOPE.
I love My Phone-
I am not going to lie. I was excited to get the newer version of my Phone. Yes i know. Douche Bag.
haha the reez.
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