Another seemly useless innovation. I feel like I am in a scene from Austin Powers and Dr. Evil leans over and shouts, “All I want is shoes with computers in them” Click Here!!!

You got it Dr. Evil.

Verb for Shoe has started taking orders for $700 smart shoe. Don’t worry its worth it. The shoe communicates with a computer which adjusts the shoe to your feet. umm… how does the computer know how I like my shoes? What happened to Dr. Scholls? No more Gellin commercials if these shoes get popular.

No need for a cell phone either, you can exchange contact information with these bad boys.

Your phone book in your shoe? Why would you want to store information in your shoes? Only reasons I can come up with are… You are smuggling information in COLDWAR or you are cheating on your wife. Either one you are a dipshit.

I can’t decide what is more ridiculous? Spending $700 for Nike’s or Smart Shoes. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Source: Engadge