The Gluttony

Woman, Drugs, Money… you name and I got it. Living in Hollywood right below the level of a socialite has its benefit

My name is Gunner and these are my memoirs.

Bitches Be Lying!

Just got back from a little cruise.  God I love to cruise. Free food and free pussy.  The stops are always  a great place to score some white bitch too.  I would never leave the boat if the alcohol was free.  There is an easy way to get around that.  Just sleep with one of the female bartenders.  Easy enough,right?

On the first night I was well on my way to getting my free drinks.  Her name was Antoinette.  She was some country I had never heard of.   She had a great ass and her teeth were sort of straight.  The sex was ok.  No need to go into detail.  Mission accomplished.  Free drinks!  Now that that is out of the way lets move on.

Drunken off of Antoinette’s hospitality, I stumbled down the stairs.  Slipping in and out of blackness I then found myself in a captain suite enjoying some Costa Rican chicks throat.  Nothing better than a little head clinic.  Not sure what her name was but I made my way out of her room undetected.

All whited up dancing in the disco-tech I meet Angela.  She had an attitude so I spit my drink on here and walked out.   Stumbled into a room with a few chicas.  Sabrina accompanied me back to my room.  Just as I pulled her pants off her mobile rang…

Phone conversation:
I am in this guys room.  His name is Gunner.  What the fuck?  You got to be kidding me?  I’m out of here!!!

Sabrina hung up the phone and I knew I was in trouble.

I come to find out that the throat I enjoyed earlier in the night belonged to Sabrina’s suit mate.  Needless to say shit was less than impressed.  After a five minute verbal onslaught I could only say one thing.  “Bitches be lying”

That’s right.  Deny, Deny, Deny.

BTW- Sabrina stayed the night.  Gunner Strikes again.  Till next time Bitches.

Gunner

Gunner recently got into with his landlord.

“Have you had anyone sperm on your wife’s face? “

Dear Jimmy The Greek,

You have decided that you like fucking your tenants in the ass.  Since I’m going to pay you, I feel like I at least would like the opportunity to shit on your existence.

You also lied to me.  You never posted the new parking zones as you promised me on Friday.  It’s not surprising.  I expected that, cause everything else you and your co-workers have promised me, has never happened.

With that said, I will pay your rent.  I know that is what is most important….your pockets and your checking account.  I know a lot of your other tenants don’t argue like me, but I’m not a passive person that will get fucked by greedy slumlords, like yourself.

What the fuck kind of name is Jimmy the Greek anyways.  I hope your business fails, and that you drown into bankruptcy.  You are a piece of shit, and I hope the worst for you and your family.

Have you had anyone sperm on your wife’s face?  Let me know - I have no problem breaking her in.  I think she’ll like it.

From Your Lovely Tenant -

Gunner

A Day At The Park!

“Don’t Look At Me, Look At The View”

After a long night of cocaine I stumbled out of bed close to noon. I heard a BBQ earlier in the week. I decided to check it out.

After about 20 minutes of drinking I was in mid mack with some granola looking hippie chick. She was ok, nothing to write home about. To speed things up I initiated a game of “pass the ice.” A 7th grade tactic. I parleyed this into me shoving the ice deep into her throat. Then started to tongue up. There was about 30 people watching. Fuck it!!!

Then granola chick said.
“I have to go”
I said, “No you don’t”
She replied “Yes I do”
“I am coming with you”
“Ok”

Ahh shit, looks like Gunner is about to get wet.

We got to her house and her roommate was all wet getting out of the shower. I thought threesome. I was not that lucky.

We enjoyed a glass of wine on the balcony. she wouldn’t shut up about the view. Soon I found myself getting a blow J. Nothing better then coping some dome.

As she sucked me off I thought, I hope she doesn’t want to fuck. I could lay her for another 10 minutes.

She wanted to fuck.

I was not detoured by the fact that she was on her period.

While pounding out missionary she grabs my face. She Looks me right in the eyes and says “Don’t look at me, look at the view” I complied and looked out the the window till I finished in the condom. It was a bloody and cumy mess. I flung the condom and there was a slight spray on the wall. Sorry babe.

I attempted to go round two but kept going limp.

My ride was there so I had to leave. She didn’t even had a chance to put her clothes on.

Gunner-